what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
did i walk over a car last night?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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