For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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