great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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