I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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