Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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