I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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