we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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