dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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