We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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