okay pat passed out under dana's car
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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