hell yes lets make some ravioli
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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