how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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