brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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