My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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