So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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