so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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