I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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