Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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