just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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