People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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