I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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