my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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