Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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