do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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