1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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