Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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