In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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