My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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