____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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