he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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