Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
