i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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