"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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