So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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