Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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