do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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