have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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