Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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