No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I would fuck him just for his dog
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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