i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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