u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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