Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
They are going to name an STD after you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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