I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There's even glitter on my cock...
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