Don't you send me to vm
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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