Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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