Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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