im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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