I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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