He felt like a one man threesome
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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