Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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